Suddenly Ninjas: Share the Love
Always wanted to wear black pajamas and a mask whilst you torture, tease, kill, steal from, and generally terrorize the carebear populace of New Eden? Well sir, now’s your chance, because Suddenly Ninjas recruitment is currently: OPEN.
Are you:
* Disgruntled, bored, or otherwise unsatisfied with life in high-sec space, and looking for something new, hilariously fun, and ludicrously profitable?
* Yearning for the smell of carebear tears in the morning?
* Able to think outside the box; good at looking at problems and situations from a different perspective to achieve the unachievable?
* Someone who can view this wonderful game dispassionately as just that, a game, and use every (legal) sneaky, underhanded, dirty, or douchebag move in the book to win? (The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)
* Able to put your head together with like-minded individuals to reign down chaos and destruction on those who feel that high-sec means “safe” and that actions have no consequences.
If you answered yes to the above, are at least a month old character, and are able to or are willing to train as quickly as possible into flying a cloaky ship (CovOps, Recon, T3) with decent scanning skills, then read on.
The new in-game Ninja Community public channel is “Ninja Dojo”. Stop on by.
o7,
-Aiden
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Video by me, tears courtesy of the kind victims of Suddenly Ninjas, and music by the amazing Al Green.
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