Suddenly Ninjas: Share the Love

Always wanted to wear black pajamas and a mask whilst you torture, tease, kill, steal from, and generally terrorize the carebear populace of New Eden? Well sir, now’s your chance, because Suddenly Ninjas recruitment is currently: OPEN.

Are you:

* Disgruntled, bored, or otherwise unsatisfied with life in high-sec space, and looking for something new, hilariously fun, and ludicrously profitable?

* Yearning for the smell of carebear tears in the morning?

* Able to think outside the box; good at looking at problems and situations from a different perspective to achieve the unachievable?

* Someone who can view this wonderful game dispassionately as just that, a game, and use every (legal) sneaky, underhanded, dirty, or douchebag move in the book to win? (The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)

* Able to put your head together with like-minded individuals to reign down chaos and destruction on those who feel that high-sec means “safe” and that actions have no consequences.

If you answered yes to the above, are at least a month old character, and are able to or are willing to train as quickly as possible into flying a cloaky ship (CovOps, Recon, T3) with decent scanning skills, then read on.

The new in-game Ninja Community public channel is “Ninja Dojo”. Stop on by.






Video by me, tears courtesy of the kind victims of Suddenly Ninjas, and music by the amazing Al Green.

~ by Aiden Mourn on March 28, 2011.

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