A Very Ninja Christmas
Home for the holidays, I thought I’d take a small break from my hectic schedule of drinking scotch and eggnog with my father and sitting on my ass watching “A Christmas Story” to spread a little Christmas cheer here on F&K that I’ve been meaning to post for about a week now. For the sake of all our Christmas drinking schedules, I’ll make this a short “play-by-play” highlights post; with pictures! Enjoy!
Part One:
I warp into a mission and am immediately fired upon by my new Christmas pal Hawkk the second I loot. Aforementioned Christmas pal is very quickly pointed and neuted to oblivion by my Ashimmu.
With his tank now non-existent and his demise imminent, feeling mischievous, I tell Hawkk to eject from his Raven or I’ll blow it into small pieces. Sensing the end is near (and also sensing a bit of that selfless, giving, Christmas spirit I’d like to think), to my complete shock, Hawkk ejects from his doomed ship and warps away. This whole exchange takes place in roughly 7 seconds; I am giggling like a schoolgirl.
I shake the sugarplums out of my head, thank Santa, and board my new toy.
Merry Christmas Hawkk!
In further celebration of the holidays, we in TEARS as well as our ex-alliance-mates-turned-forum-stalkers/trolls Tactical Knightmare got a Secret Santa 25mil gift-giving thing together. Fresh from his recent perma-ban-turned-temporary-ban for posting “grossly inappropriate images” in local, I gave my friend Istyn (CEO of TK, alias “Space King”) a mixture of booze, tobacco, a small assortment of cheap drugs, x-rated holoreels, the “Fast Talk” skillbook (for his masterful play in bargaining down his perma-ban to a 2 week one), and an Imperial Slicer, a ship fit for a king. Me? I got a total shit-fit Rupture, complete with a faction remote shield transporter, hull tank mods, and mixed laser/arty/small blaster weapons systems from my buddy JP. The goal is to kill something in it as fitted; I’ll keep you posted.
Wishing you a safe and happy holidays to you and yours, Merry Christmas Eve.
o7,
-Aiden
Finders & Keepers 
Gotta love the Ashimmu 🙂 Merry Christmas!
that rupture is what we call a reblier-fit (or reb fit) because people who hang out in reb fly some of the most hilariously mismatched fits you’ve ever seen. now, if you can post a kill – a real mission bear kill, mind you, not ‘my buddy let me pop his rifter’ kill, i’ll give you a real christmas present. the better the kill, the better the present. i’ll be wanting you to post a video here, of course.
if you can post a kill made by that reb fit rupture, i mean. not just any old kill =)
I’m not sure which Rupture you mean…the ship I’m flying here is an Ashimmu 😛 . If its Ruppy-pewing you’re looking for though, watch this: https://aidenmourn.wordpress.com/2011/11/10/video-project-cruiser-rupture-vs-cnr/ .
…I’ll be awaiting my present 😉
the rupture i mean is the ‘total shit-fit Rupture… from my buddy JP’ you were speaking of toward the end of the post. the one with wildly mismatched weapons and a hull tank
We only stalk a little…
We kill stuff too……..