Autopiloting Sniffles
After some pretty sporadic game-time over the past two weeks, I logged in today for some much needed general anarchy. Puttering around Agrallarier looking for trouble, I managed to tangle with two sets of mission runners. First, this Domi, and his fearsome Vexor logi-support, and then a fairly more interesting 2-on-1 with this Domi, and his slightly more fearsome Ishtar backup (have I mentioned how much fun the Sleipnir is?).
Still, feeling the need for some unchecked rampant blood-letting, I switched to my suicide alt and went out autopilot-popping with a couple of other ninjas. Being the neighborhood-watch, good Samaritans that we are, we felt it best for the community to show our friend Gorvon what happens when you fall asleep at the wheel carrying 100 mil in skillbooks in a noob ship.
Apparently, we woke him:
gorvon > WUT THE FUCKIN HELL WUZ THAT BULLSHIT BOUT
Thrasher Alt > DSINODSVOIN;VDSKLM ;VSDIOHP F NODSONISDNODSVKNDFJI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thrasher Alt > WHAT HAPPENED??!
Thrasher Alt > YOUR SHIP BUMPED MINE!
gorvon > U IS WUT THE FUCK HAPPENED
gorvon > U FUCKIN SHOT MY DAMN IBIS
gorvon > SO AGAIN WUT THE FUCK WUZ THAT BOUT
Thrasher Alt > I DEMAND YOUR INSURANCE INFO!
Thrasher Alt > Scratched my new paint you did!
gorvon > UMMM NO IT DID NOT I HAD MY SHIP ON AUTO PILOT 2 JITA I COME BACK ON AND IM IN A FUCKIN POD
Thrasher Alt > your ship seems to have exploded on impact though
Thrasher Alt > you might want to invest in a better one next time
gorvon > WUTEVER U BETTER HOPE I DONT RUN INTO U AGAIN BUT THIS TIME WITH A SHIP
The loot was subsequently ninjaed by a third party (irony is a motherf*cker I tell you), but those sniffles? Priceless. Its really the little things sometimes ;).
o7,
-Aiden
Edit: In an absolutely hilarious turn of events, our third party loot-stealing friend Alexa Jess was soon-after tricked into Suddenly Ninjas corp aggro and stomped on in his Prowler (dropping all of our ill-begotten skillbooks I might add). I love this game.
Finders & Keepers 